How to get Epic

"Go hunting with your MP3 player. Crank this the hell up. Kill a bear with nothing but your hands. Carry it home 30 miles on your back. Make a cloak from its skin. Take over the world. Establish a galactic empire. Fight your son with plasma swords in a volcano as destroyed warships rain from the sky. Lose. Take over hell. Invade heaven. Fight God. Win."

~Axislord3